Life is Too Short to Watch Bad Movies

The alternative vegetable-based movie rating website.

Over 500 movies personally rated, some reviewed.

Scores are assigned 0-100 potatoes

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MovieYearPotatoes (out of 100)
Apocalypse Now197999
Pulp Fiction199497
Patton196796
Godfather, The197296
Godfather Part II, The197496
Forrest Gump199496
Empire of the Sun198796
Platoon198695
Miller's Crossing199195
Dr. Strangelove196495
Taxi Driver197694
No Country for Old Men200794
Full Metal Jacket198794
Clockwork Orange, A196994
Once Were Warriors199494
Vertigo195893
There Will Be Blood200793
Good Will Hunting199793
Watchmen, The200992
Unforgiven, The199292
Silence of the Lambs, The199192
Shawshank Redemption, The199492
Risky Business198492
L.A. Confidential199792
Inglourious Basterds200992
Hustler, The196192
Hunt for Red October, The198892
GoodFellas198792
Good, the Bad and the Ugly, The196692
Fargo199692
Donnie Brasco199792
Don't Look Up202192
Carlito's Way 199392
Breaker Morant198392
Sling Blade199692
Scarlet Night194592
Boogie Nights199792
Usual Suspects, The199591
Sicario201591
Heat199591
Haunting, The196391
Glengarry Glenn Ross199291
Fail Safe196491
Devil in a Blue Dress199591
Das Boot (subtitles)198191
Bullet199691
Zero Dark Thirty201290
We Were Soldiers200290
Usual Suspetcs, The199590
Saving Private Ryan199790
Rocky197690
Reservoir Dogs199290
Report, The201990
Purple Noon (subtitles)196090
Predator198790
Paths of Glory195790
Network197690
Mystic River200390
Hud196290
Grey, The201190
Forgotten Battle, The202090
Falling Down199390
Equalizer, The201490
Drive201190
Die Hard198890
Dead Pool201690
Citizen Kane194190
Casino199590
Blackhawk Down200190
Birdman201490
Big Lebowski, The199890
Bad Day at Black Rock195590
All Quiet on the Western Front202290
Alien197990
Northman, The202290
Courier, The202090
Copland199789
Town, The201089
To Kill a Mockingbird196289
Terminator 2199289
Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn198489
Seventh Seal, The (subtitles)196089
Right Stuff, The198189
Point Break199289
Parasite (subtitles)201989
On the Waterfront 195489
Night Crawler201489
Mad Max: Fury Road201589
Few Good Men, A199289
Dark Knight, The200889
Chinatown197489
1917201889
Wrath of Man202188
Star Wars197788
Shadow of a Doubt194288
Rear Window195488
Raising Arizona198788
Pig202188
Outpost, The202088
Masters and Commanders200388
La Femme Nikita199088
Ground Hog Day199388
Freaks201888
Exorcist, The197288
Ex Machina201688
Day the Earth Stood Still, The195188
Dark City199888
Crimson Tide199588
Children of Men200688
Brick200588
Big Short, The201688
Ascent, The201788
Adaptation200288
Abyss, The198988
Morituri196588
Manhunter198688
49th Parallel194188
Year of Living Dangerously, The198387
Robocop198787
Protégé, The202187
Prisoners201387
Platform, The (subtitles)201987
Nomadland202087
Mr. Jones201987
Mad Max 2 (The Road Warrior in USA)198187
Hunted, The200387
Gone Girl201487
Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, The201187
Flight201287
Crying Game, The199287
As Good as it Gets199787
Argo201287
Adventures of Ford Fairlane, The199087
Accident196787
Through a Glass Darkly (subtitles)196187
Grey Man, The202287
Apostle, The199787
Revanche200887
Christine201687
Enforcement (subtitles)202086
Triple Frontier201986
Talented Mr. Ripley, The199986
Salton Sea, The200286
Ronin199886
Poltergeist198286
Moonstruck198786
Michael Clayton200786
Memory202286
Jerry Maguire199686
Jaws197586
Irishman, The201986
Heartbreak Ridge198686
Gentlemen, The202086
Friday199686
Foxcatcher201486
Fast Times at Ridgemont High198286
Fair Game201086
Dunkirk201886
Departed, The200686
Defiance200886
Closer200486
Border201886
An American Friend197786
2001: Space Odyssey196786
Walk Among the Tombstones, A201485
Uncut Gems201985
To Die For199585
Team America: World Police200485
Starship Troopers199785
Small Town Crime201785
Significant Other202285
Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows201185
Sherlock Holmes200985
Psycho196085
Prometheus201285
Patriot, The200085
Night Moves197585
Law Abiding Citizen200985
Laura194485
Close Encounters of the Third Kind197785
Clerks199485
Batman Begins200585
Bad Boy Bubby199385
American Psycho200085
American Beauty199985
Repo Man198485
Boss Level202185
1408200785
Negotiator, The199885
Beach, The 200085
Wanted200884
Void, The201684
Thin Red Line, The199984
Terminator, The198484
Stargate199484
Revnant, The201584
Lolita196284
Last King of Scotland, The200684
Joker201984
JFK200284
In the Shadow of the Moon201984
Hit, The 198484
Half Baked199884
Graduate, The196884
Fifth Element, The199784
Equalizer 2, The201884
Blade Runner198284
Batman, THe202284
Batman 198884
Arrival201684
American Sniper201484
Adjustment Bureau, The201184
Man from Earth, A200784
We Need to Talk About Kevin201183
Up in the Air200983
Stranger, The194683
Ripley's Game200283
Photographer of Mauthausen, The (subtitles)201883
Narc200283
Mehcanic, The197283
Mank202083
Kinsey200483
Hurt Locker, The200983
Ghostbusters: Afterlife202183
Firm, The199383
Dr. Sleep201983
Thing, The198282
Tax Collector202082
Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The197482
Punisher, The200482
Neighbors201482
Magnificent Seven, The196082
Jackie Brown199782
Frost vs. Nixon201182
Edge of Tomorrow201482
Cop Shop202182
Constant Gardner, The200582
Bubba Ho-Tep200282
Blown Away199482
Sputnik (subtitles)202081
Prospect201881
Marathon Man197681
Hunter, The201281
Hunter, The201281
Fist Full of Dollars196481
Windy City Heat200380
War Dogs201680
Uninvited, The194480
Underworld200380
Unbreakable200080
Superman197880
Split201680
Snowpiercer (some subtitles)201380
Shining, The198080
Peeping Tom196080
Night and the City195080
Never Let Go196080
Lincoln Lawyer, The201180
Interstellar201480
Hyena Road201580
Hard Eight199680
Chronicle201280
Blood Simple198480
Blade Runner 2049201780
Avatar200980
Under Suspicion200080
Triangle200980
Den of Thieves201880
Cobra198679
Unhinged202079
Man Who Knew Too Much, The193479
JoJo Rabbit201979
Hopscotch198079
Hangover, The200979
Commuter, The201879
12 Strong201879
Sunshine200778
Panic in the Streets195078
Outfit, The202278
Our House201878
Kiss the Girls199778
Key Largo194878
Jackal, The199778
Inside Man200678
I Care A Lot202078
Frenzy197278
Destroyer201878
Prey202278
Looper201278
Body of Lies200578
Super Fly197277
Naked City, The194877
Elysium201377
Disaster Artist, The201777
Devil All the Time, The202077
Deer Hunter, The197877
Candyman199277
Big Wednesday197877
Anderson Tapes, The197177
Upgrade201777
On the Bowery195677
Killing of a Chinese Bookie, The197677
Zodiac200776
Thelma & Louise199176
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
202276
Speed199476
Siege of Jadotville, The201676
Session 9200176
Red Dragon200276
Panic in Needle Park, The197176
Money Movers197876
Light's Out201676
Last Full Measure, The201976
King of Comedy, The198276
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer198676
Bad Santa200376
12 Monkeys199576
Up in Smoke197875
This is the End201375
Star Trek 4: The Voyage Home198675
Shape of Water, The201775
Sayonara195575
Overlord201875
Once Upon a Time in the West196875
Night of the Hunter, The195575
Munich200575
Lake Mungo200875
Killer Joe201175
K-19: Widowmaker200275
Identity200375
Hacksaw Ridge201875
Dirty Harry197175
Defending Your Life199175
Darkest Hour201775
Coma197875
Colt is my Passport, A (subtitles)196775
Anatomy of a Murder195975
After Hours198575
Accountant, The201675
Don't Look Now197375
All the Old Knives202275
Honest Thief202075
Violent Night202274
Frank201474
Cooler, The200374
Arsenic and Old Lace194474
American Graffiti197374
Saboteur 194273
Runaway Jury200373
Ocean's Thirteen200773
Mean Streets197373
Blue Ruin201373
Nobody202173
Top Gun198672
Terror in a Texas Town195872
Servant, The196372
Oculus201372
Manchester by the Sea201872
I Wake Up Screaming194172
Bad Company197272
Road to Perdition200271
Big Boss, The197171
Vice201870
Secrets We Keep, The202070
Red, White & Blue201070
Picnic at Hanging Rock197570
Long Weekend197670
Killing Them Softly201270
In the Tall Grass201970
First Blood198270
Devil's Double, The201170
Conformist, The (subtitles)197070
Come True202070
Star Chamber, The198369
Killers, The196469
Aniara201869
Suddenly, Last Summer195968
Stand at Sparrow Creek201868
Highwaymen, The201868
Gangs of New York200268
Cul-de-sac196668
1BR201968
Thunder Road195867
Predestination201467
Oceans Eleven200167
Nell199467
Man on a Swing197467
Love and a .45199467
House (Hausu, Japan)197767
Flesh & Blood (Hulu)201867
2067202067
Underworld: Evolution200666
Last Samurai, The 200366
Lady Snowblood (subtitles)197366
Deep Impact199866
Play Misty for Me197165
Wicker Man, The 197365
Rebel Without a Cause195565
Mr. and Mrs. Smith200565
Imitation Game, The201465
Grand Budapest Hotel, The201465
Farewell my Lovely197565
Cape Fear196365
Batman v Superman201665
Kill List, The201165
Hateful Eight, The201565
Bram Stoker's Dracula199265
Private Property196064
Peacemaker, The199764
Owners, The202064
Hot Rock, The197264
Days of Heaven197864
Assistant, The202064
Angel, The201864
Sinister201263
Safe House201263
Oh Brother Where Art Thou200063
Long Good Friday197963
Die Hard 2199163
Red Notice202162
Public Enemies200962
I Walk Alone194762
Dark Knight Rises, The201262
Badlands197362
Aliens198662
Village of the Damned196061
Robert the Bruce201961
Pineapple Express200861
Immaculate Room, The201861
We Need to do Something202160
Underworld: The Awakening201260
Tango & Cash198960
Superman II198060
Rock, The199660
Pushing Tin199960
Pootie Tang200160
Phantom Thread, The201760
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood201960
Mad Max197960
Klute197160
Interview, The201460
Haunting, The199960
Happening, The200860
Glass201960
Eye in the Sky201560
Extraction202060
Conan the Barbarian198260
Bullit196860
MacGruber201060
3022201960
Water World199559
Vanishing Point197159
Valley of Violence, In a201659
Pitch Black200059
Marksman, The202159
Hubie Halloween202059
First Man201859
Onion Field, The197958
Midnight Cowboy196958
Live Free or Die Hard200758
Pledge, The200158
Loveless, The198157
Eyes Wide Shut199956
Exposed201656
About Schmidt200256
You Should Have Left202055
Robocop 2199055
Poltergeist 2198655
Mandela Effect, The201955
I Trapped the Devil201955
Cruising198055
Confidential Report195555
Vanilla Sky200152
Titanic199650
Still 201850
Get Carter197150
Deeper You Dig, The201950
Star Trek 5: The Final Frontier198845
Cool Hand Luke196745
Con Air199745
Django Uchained201244
Die Hard with a Vengence199544
Broken Arrow199643
Last Seduction, The199440
Close201940
Wander202038
Reflection in a Golden Eye196738
Good Day to Die Hard, A201338
Tokyo Drifter (subtitles)196635
Star Trek: The Motion Picture197935
Predator 2199035
High-Rise201534
Top Gun Maverick202233
Mid-Century202233
Hannibal200130
Chase, The196630
Conversation, The197430
Day the Earth Stood Still, The200828
War of The Worlds200525
Lodge, The201925
Annabelle Comes Home201925
Swordfish200122
Godfather Part III, The198822
Casualties of War198920
Houses October Built, The201417
Freshman, The199015
They Come Knocking201915
Winchester201813
Wise Blood197912
2012201212
Manos: The Hands of Fate196610
Heist, The20016
Speed 219970
Rocky Horror Picture Show, The19750
Black Dahlia20060